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Everyone loved it.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No way
So they tried
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
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Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Still no good
Just Forget it!
Freaks and Cheeks
What is the sum of X+XX+XXX+XXXX?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Still no good.
Is Taylor Swift aware of the fact that she’s naturally seductive?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Nuts and Butts
Next, they tried...
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Then came..
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Thumbs down again.
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Was there a British ‘genocide’ of Aboriginal Australians?
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...